doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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