i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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