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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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