oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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