return my video game
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
