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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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