where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think people are normalizing furries
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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