If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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