I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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