Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
DRUNK COOKIES
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