i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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