Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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