I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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