I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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