i'm signing you up for texting rehab
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
