uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
it's like iHOP with fire
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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