so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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