Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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