small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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