I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I think I won the penis lottery.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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