shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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