: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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