His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
im on a boat
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