What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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