I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
