my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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