I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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