so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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