I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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