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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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