Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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