Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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