Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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