OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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