I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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