bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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