Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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