On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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