She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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