69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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