I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
