i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's blow job season.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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