people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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