Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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