Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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