Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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