I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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