no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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