You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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