This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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