Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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