What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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