Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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