Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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