Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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