I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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