Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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