yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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